edited 02/13/08: Just came across this concept today....I LOVE it since I already posted this on Monday without knowing that Absolutely Bananas was implementing this!
Since it's Monday, thought I would lighten the mood with a few jokes I have been sent recently from friends and family...beware....these are just jokes....if you do not agree with the content....I don't care! (Just kidding...at this point, I'll take any comment I can get!)
This one is for all my Apple loving friends.......
A helicopter was flying around
| A helicopter was flying around above Seattle
yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's
electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds
and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and
course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said ''WHERE AM I?'' in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said ''YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.'' The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the ''YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER'' sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded ''I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.'' |
This one is for my Sister....she is the true Philly Girl...
Philly Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Maine and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and
he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from South Philly. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher and telephone his mommy. Gotta love them Philly Girls.
This one is for my little boy...oh how naive he is....he is his father's son.......
Kids
A 3-year-old boy examined
his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not
yet," she replied....
This one is for me....some days I could use this....
Nap Time
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.
Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
He lives in a home with ten children --he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?
And finally, this one is for hubby, or me....whichever way you look at it!.......
Deer Meat
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Don't eat it, it's an asshole'....
OMG THAT LAST ONE!!! Hilarious. Seriously.
Posted by: AbsolutelyBananas | 13 February 2008 at 10:33 PM