Make Me Laugh Monday!

I will start you off with a little joke I came across....and just for the record...for some reason what I wanted to post today has entirely to do with the age challenged (was that PC?).....that's just how the cards fell, but by no means do I mean any harm...just a little funny!

A Personal Ad for the Elderly

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who...
1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her
3) would be good in bed.

Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

"Yes, but are you good in bed?"

"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Now for some pictures that you may want to look away from, but for some reason, they are like a bad car accident, you just can't!

                                                   

Comments

[Robert]

See, I'm not the only one reading! Nor the only one laughing. Just what I needed on a Monday. The grandma with her fresh kill was my favorite! Look how proud she looks. Why is it inside though? Is it gonna be dinner?

[Absolutely Bananas]

OMG that joke is awesome and I'm TOTALLY gonna tell it to my in-laws. (evil laugh) They don't know what to do with me and that's JUST how I like it!

[Kia from Sweden]

Don't you think I have a way of expressing myself that can make you confused?

I wrote: "Like your blog and odd (?!) of humor..." Think something is missing? Yes! Of course! It has to be: "Like your blog and odd (?!) SENSE of humor..."

I apologize.

[Kia from Sweden]

Like your blog and odd (?!) of humor and your .......... (cuz I like them too). Just started to read so I have some catching up to do I guess. But I feel relieved. I am not alone. ;-) Good job!